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Thank you, thank you.
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- Thank you. Did we do it?
- Yes!
3
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You always have to look at your mother-in-law,
before getting married.
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Mine is just so beautiful.
It will do, Marianne.
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Congratulations.
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Dear Kresten. A few years ago
you stormed into the company.
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And later into our hearts. Alone in
world, without family and past. But...
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And that's why I hired you…
With an enormous drive.
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I trust you, Kresten.
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I expect a lot from you.
That's why today I entrust safely-
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- Claire in your arms.
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Oh yes!
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(bursts and moans)
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Yes, yes, yes!
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Honey, would you like to hang up the veil...
No, kiss me first. Come on.
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(Japanese)
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(Japanese)
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Yes?
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Mikkelsen?
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Does Mikkelsen like it?
What the hell do you want?
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Reach.
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It doesn't suit me very well.
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Is he there?
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Yes, of course I will.
25
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- What's going on?
- I have to go.
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To Lolland.
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Yes. My father is dead.
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Your father?
You don't have a father, do you?
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I have that anyway.
Not?
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- You could have just said that.
- That's not much to say.
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- I haven't seen them in ten years.
- Are there others?
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- I also have a brother.
- That's too much.
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- Why have you never told about him?
- Because he is weak-minded.
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- What is he doing?
- He has a firm of accountants.
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Is it happy? Now relax.
It just takes a few days.
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- I can't help him die.
- What kind of place is this?
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- It is a proprietary farm.
- A proprietary farm?
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Farmer's ass.
Should I come along?
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No, then I have to explain everything.
I'll do it as fast as I can.
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It is happy.
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Two days.
Right, honey?
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(phone rings)
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- It's Kresten.
- Hello, darling. You have strong flesh.
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Liar neck.
Nah, I've read telegrams.
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I think you should call dad.
He probably thinks it's a little strange.
46
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Kresten, is something wrong?
You sound so strange.
47
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No, it's fine.
48
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Of course it's just
a bit strange to be here again.
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(crying)
No, it's just the cows.
50
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Honey, I'll have to run now.
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Yes, kisses to you too.
Hello.
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(crying)
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- What about your brother?
- I won't be staying more than a few days.
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- I have to be back the day after tomorrow.
- Then you must take him with you.
55
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What the hell do you guys usually do?
There must be a home then.
56
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If there is family, we don't
so much. It may take a few months.
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- We are in the country, Kresten.
- Yes. Thank you for calling.
58
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There are also some who manage it
private. Get a house help.
59
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- You can afford it.
- I'll call if I need you.
60
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I certainly think you do.
61
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Are you still upset that I
butchered her with balloon hips?
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Vivi. She sang like a nightingale,
when she got the bajads.
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- You never heard her sing, did you?
- Fuck you now, Gerner.
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Rough.
Rude?
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Hello.
66
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Come here, Rud.
Come here.
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Can you hear what it is? I can
still remember what your life right is.
68
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What?
69
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Yes, I remember that too.
70
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Av. You've got tough fingers, Kresten.
They have become tough.
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Now father must be sent off properly.
He should have a nice funeral.
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- Is there a sunroof in the car?
- Yes. Automatic.
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- Dad's car.
- It can play.
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- Is that your car?
- Yes. Shall we go for a drive?
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What?
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So shave
and put on some other clothes.
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Hi, Jørgen, this is Kresten.
I know, it's bullshit
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I'll explain when I get home.
We haven't really had contact.
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There is also some money in it.
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Yes? Why the hell doesn't he?
Turn me over to him.
81
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See you, Jorgen.
82
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The crest.
The crest!
83
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Hello, Lasse, this is Kresten.
84
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What the hell is that? I can't
be gone without you smashing the whole shit?
85
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It just needs to go home.
That's 400 shipments.
86
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Invite him out to eat or buy one
fuck him, i don't give a damn.
87
00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:59,550
Then find those numbers.
88
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That's where you kissed Ingrid.
89
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:11,952
- Did you see that?
- You kissed Ingrid with your tongue.
90
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Yes?
What?
91
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There is no signal.
92
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Well, what the hell are we going to do, Rud?
93
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We must remember to feed the chickens.
94
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Yes. First, we make sure,
that father gets a proper burial.
95
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- Out there we sailed on a tractor hose.
- Do you know what we do afterwards?
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Then we sell Katrinebæk and find
a home where they take good care of you.
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I have a home.
I have-have a home.
98
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Then you can come and visit me
in Copenhagen.
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Rud, now listen.
Then we go to Tivoli.
100
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- Rud, now relax.
- I have a home.
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I have a home.
I have a home.
102
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There is a lot of furniture to be sold.
Antiques and such.
103
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Yes, it's great here.
104
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Try to hear the birds.
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Could you hear it?
106
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Yes, but Rud can do that.
My brother.
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Rud, that's his name.
108
00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:45,873
R-U-D. No, he isn't
as big an idiot as I thought.
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Rud, come on in now.
110
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Now you stand up.
Come now.
111
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Okay, you stay here. But
there are no damn cakes afterwards.
112
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Right to the end he took care
lovingly by his resident son, Rud.
113
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Life was never very easy
for Karl Age Jensen.
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There were many difficult moments.
The loss of his beloved wife Inge-
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-took him hard.
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But the Lord let the light shine upon it,
who has looked the devil in the eye.
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- Thank you, it was a beautiful sermon.
- Fly up to the light.
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Has your brother been read to?
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Although you are different,
you can be religious.
120
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Can Rud Jensen read himself?
121
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Two girlfriends do it with you
on the phone.
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Beautiful baboon does it hard
and fast.
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- Hear me play with my pussy.
- Thank you.
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He never paid father,
when he bought pigs.
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Is it now
shall we have cakes?
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I haven't seen your father lately
ten years. He went a little crazy.
127
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Burned all your furniture.
Do you even have anything to sit in?
128
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Things went really wrong when the animals died.
You know they prosecuted him?
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- No.
- Yes, yes.
130
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:55,997
No, it was probably wise,
you ran away from that scum hole.
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I have married Lennart.
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He's a jerk, but a nice guy.
We have bought a house out in Løgtofte.
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00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:11,510
- We probably run into each other.
- We do. Be well, Britta.
134
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:16,238
He must have slipped into a wheat field
to hunt spaceships.
135
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We will sing, Kresten,
just like we usually do.
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- You don't like it?
- Where's my money, Rud?
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Rude?
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00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,430
- Rude!
- I don't have any money.
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It is closed.
The tank is closed.
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- The tank? What have you bought?
- Nothing. We don't have any money.
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- Are they in the underpants? Do they?
- No. No, Kresten.
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Piss.
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No! No!
144
00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:24,033
Now that's enough power!
Piss in your room.
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Go to bed!
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(can)
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Bruce Springsteen.
He performs. He is a good singer.
148
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,479
He looks damn good, and so
has he underbite. I love that.
149
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,034
Next!
150
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:08,915
Support house by Sundet.
No children, just Søren Pilmark.
151
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He looks good, has a foxy smile, is
witty and intelligent. The ringleader!
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00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:18,276
Bali.
Candace.
153
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:23,031
Richard Gere, because his guru
name is Swamina Amanda.
154
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:27,035
Six or eight children.
With Jean-Claude Van Damme.
155
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:33,189
Damn good ass, delicious dog eyes.
And he is a good actor.
156
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:37,149
Bruce Willis. I have just as big
nuts like his wife, they're just real.
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- Live!
- Yes, you must.
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Man?
Where are you going to live?
159
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,480
Then I'll take Boris Yeltsin,
because he doesn't drink.
160
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We're going up in the balloon swings.
161
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Is that the psychopath again?
Fuck him. Come on.
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Liva.
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I'm watching you. Life.
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All the time.
Always
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00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:13,559
I'm just around the corner.
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My beloved little rose lute.
167
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I'm looking at you right now.
168
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,356
Finally, Liva.
Life...
169
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:34,040
Yes, it is clear. No, Liva Psilander,
I am Bjarke's older sister.
170
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:38,359
Is it possible that I can come
to talk to himself? Thanks.
171
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:45,989
Bjarke, what the hell is going on?
What are you doing in the principal's office?
172
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:51,593
Well, listen, we've talked
about it. I can't have you staying.
173
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:56,078
On the skid? Now I have to force myself
tell you about being on the skid!
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00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,392
Bjarke?
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00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:08,077
(phone rings)
176
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,356
Yes?
177
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,550
Yes, okay.
178
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:23,279
Don't waste.
It is a real Persian. Handwoven.
179
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:27,474
Over 100 years old. My great grandfather
brought it home from the East.
180
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,829
You seem so strong.
181
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:36,189
I don't want to be punished by you,
although it will probably be necessary.
182
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:40,399
Punishment is an important part of life,
even in childhood.
183
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:46,079
- Isn't that a bit old-fashioned?
- No, it's a shame it's still used.
184
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:52,516
I still sit on the disciplinary committee
at my old boarding school, Kastager.
185
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:56,710
We still have tradition there
for the steady hand.
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00:21:56,920 --> 00:22:00,311
- What should it say?
- The other day I punished a young bully.
187
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,519
- A student?
- Yes.
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Psylander.
Bjarke Psilander.
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00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,391
(phone rings)
Damn it!
190
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,319
Hello?
Yes, just a moment.
191
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:25,272
Hello?
Yes, it's Horsted Pedersen.
192
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:30,230
Good day. No, not at all.
I think we are in second priority.
193
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,358
We are overinsured there.
194
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,790
It is a quite...
195
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,839
It is quite common water damage.
196
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:48,033
Can I call you in a bit? No, conservation
The authorities don't want to get into this!
197
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:57,993
I'm watching you,
you little rose-luder. Always.
198
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:03,839
- I want to fuck your little pink pussy.
- You don't have to be afraid of those.
199
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:07,749
- They get it out that way.
- It's just a random psychopath.
200
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:11,396
I don't care.
I need to get away from that idiot.
201
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:16,151
Apply as a tour guide. Lanzarote,
down to the good little Italians.
202
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:20,871
- There are no Italians on Lanzarote.
- So what do I do with Bjarke?
203
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:24,994
Could it be a customer?
Have you had such a...
204
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:29,797
- I don't think I've had anything else.
- You should stick your eyes out at the pig.
205
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:34,313
- You could get a secret number.
- I've had that three times.
206
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:38,553
He finds me again after two days.
207
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,430
- The police don't really care.
- They are pigs.
208
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:54,269
Well, you know what happens down there.
Pharmaceutical company.
209
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:58,115
The boss is a pig, alcoholic,
otherwise he has eaten his crap pills.
210
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:03,271
But he's into big tits,
so Pernille, it's you, isn't it?
211
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:10,954
To the rest of you: When you come, it says
a greasy bar of hand soap in a suit.
212
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:15,233
He shows who you have to lift the glasses
of. I just need to talk to you.
213
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,197
You don't touch me.
214
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:24,435
It's a damn good customer.
The ass full of money.
215
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,469
Then it's not very smart
to piss over grandma's Persian rug.
216
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,320
Have you gone insane?!
217
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,755
You're way off, you are.
218
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I know you're listening.
219
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,554
Oh, Liva.
220
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Take it now.
221
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My little rosebuster
222
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,914
Who is that?
223
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:09,996
What the hell do you want, you sick stutterer?
You psychopath!
224
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,754
What do you want?
225
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:21,796
(she cries)
226
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:53,590
(Gasoline is played)
227
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Not now, Rud.
Come on, we need something.
228
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,233
- Then we can sing another time.
- Yes.
229
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,755
- Don't!
- You can't smell when we have guests.
230
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:43,949
- I don't want guests!
- The lady has to work for us.
231
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:50,475
- You remember what we agreed on, right?
- Yes. Father said himself, you mustn't lie.
232
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We've lived here together forever, haven't we?
233
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:58,913
- Why do I have to take a shower? I don't want to!
- Because you just have to.
234
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:02,194
- Stop now, Rud.
- Light lands, light lands!
235
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,993
Rude!
236
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,912
The rings take Rud!
237
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,150
Rud, come here.
238
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:20,949
Mifune. Do you remember Mifune? what?
Can you?
239
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,756
Can you, Rud?
Mifune.
240
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:29,312
Do you remember Mifune?
241
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:35,914
Mifune. Shall Kresten and Rud
find Mifune? Should we, what?
242
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,999
Shall we see if Mifune is home?
243
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:45,518
Do you remember him, Rud?
Toshiro Mifune.
244
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:50,318
Do you remember he's down here?
245
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:02,231
Mifune.
Toshiro Mifune!
246
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,951
I think he's here.
Mifune?
247
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:10,357
(Japanese)
Rud, he's here.
248
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:19,514
Mifune?
You big, grumpy seventh samurai.
249
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,795
where are you
250
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:31,199
Mifune, come forward.
(Japanese)
251
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,270
Rud, he's here.
252
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:41,438
Mifune, come here and play with Rud.
(Japanese)
253
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:54,949
Run, Rud. Away!
(Japanese)
254
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,431
Hello?
255
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,318
(Japanese)
Hello?
256
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,995
(loud Japanese)
257
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,194
- Uh, dav.
- Dave.
258
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:42,553
- Liva Psilander.
- Hello.
259
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,872
I have my recommendations with me.
260
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:52,029
Dave.
Kresten Jensen.
261
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,993
It's such a game
I play with my brother.
262
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,958
He was here just before, so…
263
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:14,552
Yes, you are... You don't look like it
just a housekeeper.
264
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,832
- What do you mean?
- I just had...
265
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:23,637
I expected a lady in her sixties
of 100 kilos, so...
266
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:28,073
You don't look like either...
I might have imagined that…
267
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,993
No.
268
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,440
Linda.
269
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:03,830
Rud, why are you so nice? It just is
a lady to work for us.
270
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,912
Rough.
271
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:09,073
- Can't you just say good morning nicely?
- Yes.
272
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,679
And Rud...
Remember what we have agreed.
273
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:22,838
- Linda.
- Dave.
274
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:29,275
They land out in the marsh.
The lights.
275
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:34,919
- The lights?
- Yes, Valentine.
276
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,236
The lights can land in the bog.
277
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,639
Yes, I will let the message go.
278
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,672
Shit.
279
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,276
It doesn't suck at all,
does it right?
280
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:42,993
Our father just died so we have to
try to get some control over it again.
281
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,633
Yes.
282
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:53,911
You can empty it out back.
We're busy, aren't we?
283
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:03,798
Just let her calm down a bit, okay?
She needs to get into a rhythm.
284
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:07,192
I have to go to Copenhagen,
so you have to help her out a little, right?
285
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:11,917
So stop all that room greeting shit,
You're scaring her away.
286
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,476
Get yourself together.
287
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:31,800
Herning's chickens, they don't taste good.
288
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:35,910
- Why?
- They are white Italians.
289
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:45,950
- Who is Henning?
- I don't know.
290
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:48,751
No thanks.
291
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:53,398
But Herning, that's one of my friends.
292
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,597
- Can you do anything else?
- What do you like?
293
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:08,592
Meatballs and Mediterranean sausage.
spaghetti, fish fillet, sirloin steaks.
294
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,999
Then you get it.
295
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,554
Then you get everything under control
tomorrow, right?
296
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,279
Kresten, he never has
really liked chicken.
297
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:32,355
They are two crazy brothers.
One calls me Linda.
298
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:38,071
- Are there any neighbors?
- It is only 20 minutes to the mailbox.
299
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:42,234
Put something heavy under the bed, man
don't know what those peasant robbers are up to.
300
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:46,149
- Give them a kick in the crotch.
- I'll wait until they do something.
301
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:51,076
They will get to that. Two spades that have
joined the chickens for 30 years.
302
00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:54,675
You guys are cute, aren't you?
303
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,076
Someone is coming
wait a bit.
304
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,195
Thanks.
305
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:31,191
Did you hear that?
It was him crazy Rud with a...
306
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,794
With a UFO.
307
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:40,355
- Goodnight Kresten.
- Hey, are you sick?
308
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:44,754
- Are you going to bed already?
- Linda is also sleeping.
309
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:54,798
Liva. Her name is Liva. Damn you
keep it up linda, will you?
310
00:35:55,920 --> 00:36:01,359
You wouldn't think it was either
funny if someone called you Ruddi.
311
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:05,389
- Would you?
- Well, they should.
312
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,718
So her name is Liva.
Is it a deal?
313
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:13,320
- Good night.
- Good night.
314
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,594
Ruddy.
315
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,474
No, it's not that good, honey.
316
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:26,749
Because the house is empty.
There is not a piece of furniture.
317
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:32,710
Shouldn't we meet halfway?
At Mogenstrup Kro at eight o'clock?
318
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:38,399
Now you must stop. Should we meet
at an inn? I want to see your childhood home.
319
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:42,713
I can drive right away. I have to
just be back in town tonight.
320
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:48,638
- I have an agreement with Torben.
- Well, you have a deal. Okay.
321
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:52,396
Yes, I have too
a couple of ex-boyfriends.
322
00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:57,714
Now hold on, honey.
It was just for fun.
323
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,796
No, of course I don't.
324
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,839
No.
Okay.
325
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:09,071
Yes, kisses to you too.
Hello.
326
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,876
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
327
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:29,033
- It's breakfast.
- Yes.
328
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:50,310
- Do you have any animals on the farm?
- Yes, we have chickens.
329
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,718
And then we have a cat.
330
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:58,511
- But it's not called anything.
- It must be called something.
331
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,433
No.
332
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:06,113
- You could find a name for it.
- It was called something.
333
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,511
It was called Freja.
334
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:12,917
But it won't come
when you call.
335
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:17,000
Then father says,
it shouldn't be called anything.
336
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,477
- So now it's not called anything.
- No.
337
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:26,913
We had pigs in the old cowshed,
but it also went badly.
338
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:32,794
They are not to be milked.
But they disappeared.
339
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:37,240
Then we have cereals and sugar beets.
340
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:41,030
But they are not expensive.
341
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:44,996
We have leased them out.
342
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:50,438
Good morning.
We will drive immediately.
343
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,115
Hi, Rud.
344
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,356
I'm going to Copenhagen
and take care of some business.
345
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:14,679
- When are you leaving?
- Tomorrow morning sometime.
346
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,958
You should also have a good time.
Do you like wine?
347
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,994
- Rud doesn't drink, after all.
- Now I think we can manage.
348
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:40,671
You totally look like one,
you give flowers.
349
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:02,474
The freezer is inside the utility room.
So, Gerner, anything new?
350
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:08,078
- Who is she?
- Just a lady who works for us.
351
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:14,554
- Is she going to stay here long?
- Not if you find a place for Rud.
352
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:19,318
It will be difficult, but there is a vacancy
space at Otterup for one month's money.
353
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:24,589
It's an insane asylum. Rud shell
not at Otterup, find something better.
354
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:29,874
Who the hell do you think you are? Here takes
weirdos and rascals take what they can get.
355
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,879
Farms like this are burned down.
356
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:40,316
- Have you heard her sing?
- Goodbye, Gerner.
357
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:44,749
- You can't handle that in there.
- Hello, Gerner.
358
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,759
Well now it doesn't say anything.
359
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,839
No, because then you can't
hear it land in the grain.
360
00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:59,996
- Does your brother also believe in UFOs?
- No, he's not like us.
361
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:03,039
He does not believe in rings in the grain.
362
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:05,790
We have to get up tomorrow too.
Good night, Linda.
363
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:07,838
Good night, Rud.
364
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:14,515
How cute he is.
Has he always been like this?
365
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,952
Yes.
366
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:21,756
- Is your room okay?
- Yes, that's fine.
367
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:26,993
- What do you actually do for a living out here?
- Of my businesses in Copenhagen.
368
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:32,992
- Are you a merchant or a farmer?
- What kind of correct answer do I get?
369
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:38,874
I guess we were just there too
by killing the good mood.
370
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,512
good night
371
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,958
- Don't you have a new bulb?
- Uh, yeah.
372
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:27,751
- Damn it. Isn't there a cloth?
- What about the one you're wearing?
373
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:33,831
It is easy enough to mock a farmer's
wardrobe. Be careful, it's hot.
374
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:42,670
- How tall are you, really?
- Yes. And skilled.
375
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:46,272
So.
Av. Thanks for that.
376
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:50,029
would you like a whiskey
while it cools down?
377
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,031
Ugh...
378
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,155
Excuse me?
379
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,033
Yes?
380
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,430
I am looking for Kresten Hauschild Jensen...
381
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:30,678
- Yes, it's here.
- Hello.
382
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:36,474
Well, but... good night.
383
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:56,079
What kind of place is this?
384
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,274
What's going on, Kresten?
385
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,110
Who was she?
386
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:07,758
- Claire, just try and listen.
- No, don't touch me.
387
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,355
What is this thing?
388
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:20,670
Claire, damn it.
Claire!
389
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:25,993
Give me the keys to my car. It is
oh my car Give me those keys now!
390
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,197
- Now relax, they're sitting in the car.
- Thank you.
391
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:32,559
Listen, dammit.
Claire!
392
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:39,598
Claire, now listen to me.
Let me explain. Claire!
393
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,996
Claire!
394
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:52,189
Why does it have to be like that?
Let me just explain.
395
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:56,110
There is no cobweb
something to explain. It doesn't work!
396
00:44:56,400 --> 00:45:00,553
It doesn't work anymore. You're screwed
completely wrong in the head!
397
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:06,113
Claire, now try and listen.
Honey, just try to listen to me.
398
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:11,709
- Claire, now drop down a little.
- I have completely fallen down.
399
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:16,479
- Come here, honey.
- Leave me alone, dammit!
400
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:21,516
I hate you.
I hate your wadded... Are you stupid?!
401
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:26,516
- You lie and stink of color!!
- Now relax. You are my wife!
402
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,760
Damn it, Claire!
Claire!
403
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:36,592
Claire...
Sorry, Claire.
404
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:44,999
We must part!
Psychopath.
405
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,315
Psychopath.
406
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:03,150
Did she hit you too, Kresten?
407
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:07,953
Did she hit Kresten too?
Did she hit hard?
408
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,240
What the hell is going on?
409
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,598
Was that your wife or what?
410
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:19,838
No, it's just an old friend,
that keeps stalking me.
411
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:24,274
I think that's a bit of a joke way
to stalk people on.
412
00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:29,117
Isn't it best if I travel?
413
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:36,951
You are on your way to Copenhagen, and I am
can't bear to play nanny for Rud.
414
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:40,278
Not at all if insanity comes
women people rushing and knocking him.
415
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:51,555
Just try to look around. It is
not exactly what was in the ad.
416
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:59,677
I don't know what you have running,
but I don't want to get mixed up in anything.
417
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,839
You must apologize for that too.
418
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,394
Wait just two seconds.
419
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,554
Værsgo, pay rise.
420
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,919
Don't you want to stay like that?
421
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,396
are you sure it's me
you need?
422
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:29,275
Of course it's you. Why
do you think you will get a raise otherwise?
423
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,635
We can't figure out a shit.
424
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:40,038
We can't wash the dishes, we can't
clean up we can't make coffee man!
425
00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:44,757
We can't give a shit.
426
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:49,079
We can't do it without you.
427
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:54,278
- Has she come back?
- No, no.
428
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:08,400
- She took the car, Kresten.
- Yes.
429
00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:14,953
(phone rings)
430
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,316
Yes, hello?
431
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:23,760
Yes, hi. Where are you at?
Has he had his carpet cleaned?
432
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:28,239
I still think it smells like pee.
Your pee.
433
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:32,913
No, he's sleeping. I have beaten him
with a vacuum cleaner hose for two hours.
434
00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:37,199
Now it's probably Bjarke,
who owes me a Tivoli trip.
435
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:44,470
That's why I'm calling. Bjarke
has been kicked out of boarding school.
436
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,834
- It's worse shit.
- Well, can't we talk to him?
437
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:53,598
It is closed. He needs to be picked up
on Friday. It's far out.
438
00:48:54,600 --> 00:49:00,232
You don't want to hear about that. So try it
with a foam extinguisher in the principal's office.
439
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:10,469
Rough.
Rude!
440
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:14,276
- Where is Liva?
- She sits with the bees.
441
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:18,275
Yes?
He won't talk to me?
442
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,160
Now you must stop.
That's my father-in-law.
443
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:54,276
Rud says,
there are problems with your brother.
444
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:03,516
He can stay here for a few weeks,
if he wants to.
445
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:08,035
I have to go to Copenhagen,
and it's a bit difficult with Rud.
446
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,718
Why do you two live out here all alone?
447
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:16,114
- My father looked after him when I was away.
- What about your mother?
448
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,869
Yes, what about her?
449
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:31,952
She hanged herself in one of Denmark's oldest
oak. She was historically interested.
450
00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:37,032
It was just over there in the woods.
I helped cut her down.
451
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,239
- Why did she do that?
- I don't know.
452
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:47,193
My father would never talk about it.
She didn't even write a letter.
453
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:52,554
Rud is still fooling around over there
once in a while.
454
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:02,791
- Don't you want to stay?
- I have to pick up Bjarke.
455
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:09,073
Yes, it is clear
We also just got a new car.
456
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:17,795
Rud, take that hat off.
You're scaring the boy.
457
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:21,119
- Come on now.
- Yes, yes.
458
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:40,711
Shut up somewhere.
I really don't want to live here.
459
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:45,231
Come on, Bjarke. You must stay
in the room behind me.
460
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:54,869
You can say something to the boy,
right? His name is Bjarke.
461
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:03,160
Shut up, you piece of shit.
I'm getting damn salmonella from this.
462
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:09,998
And you. You really are a tail.
Gay ass, man.
463
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:14,871
Tump.
Goats, man. Fool.
464
00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:20,791
- Then you stop. Be nice to Rud.
- He reminds me of my class teacher.
465
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:25,913
Relax. How about telling the robot,
what are you actually doing?
466
00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:30,279
- She flies with Valentin.
- Yes, yes. Go flying with Valentin.
467
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:32,596
I don't mind all your piss!
468
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,991
(Rud clucks like a hen)
469
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,355
Oh, Bjarke, damn it.
470
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:16,316
Rud, stop now.
Come here.
471
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,916
Now you just have to control yourself a bit.
472
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:30,075
Peasant thief, man.
473
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:36,159
- Why the hell did you drag me down here?
- You could have behaved properly.
474
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:41,873
Yes, yes. What happens when the fools
Find out you're screwing them?
475
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:44,071
We won't stay that long.
476
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:51,391
Now you have to be nice to Rud while we
is gone. We'll be back in an hour.
477
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:55,720
So buy me two packs of cigarettes, will you?
"Linda".
478
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:59,749
- What kind of person should it be?
- Mini golf.
479
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:35,116
What the hell are you doing, man?
Come back with it. Give it to me!
480
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:39,231
Hey!
481
00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:42,758
Where the hell is my book?
482
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:53,510
Shut up. I'll smash you
kraftedem, you spaser, man.
483
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:17,191
Lolland's most beautiful ass.
484
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:23,715
Kresten and I
have always had the same taste.
485
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:26,355
Well, so you think so.
486
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:30,793
The only difference is that
that I have an eye for detail.
487
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:35,151
Rarely with such a firm growl.
488
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:44,874
- Did he bother you?
- Not at all.
489
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:58,071
Have you ever been to Africa?
490
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,670
So come.
491
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,391
Wait here.
492
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:21,431
It's a male.
We draw attention to ourselves.
493
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:23,916
What about the chickens?
494
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:29,593
The chickens?
They are honest, diligent and moderate.
495
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:03,518
What?
496
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:08,154
- Tell me, don't you have a husband?
- A man?
497
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:12,232
You probably don't realize that.
498
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:25,431
- In the countryside, we have no secrets.
- In the countryside you have no inhibitions.
499
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,237
- Inhibitions?
- Mmm.
500
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:35,756
There's actually a town down here,
It's called Inhibition. That's right.
501
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:39,237
- No.
- That's right. That's it.
502
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:43,593
- They are popular for their thistle oil.
- Your what?
503
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:46,229
Their thistle oil.
504
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:50,237
- For their what?
- For their thistle oil.
505
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:55,916
- You're not really smart.
- No.
506
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:00,150
It's the sugar beets.
507
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:04,589
(phone rings)
508
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:08,319
Yes?
509
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:11,869
Hello, honey.
510
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:18,917
Yes? Well, I would like that.
Of course.
511
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:24,234
Long line? Further out?
Out by our green lighthouse.
512
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:27,673
They are standing outside in the courtyard.
513
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:30,759
Bjarke looks like a little Japanese tourist.
514
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:35,475
The Christian is a samurai.
515
00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:38,876
Hello?
Are you there?
516
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:42,079
Are you a bit crazy about him the samurai?
517
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:45,676
I don't know that.
518
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:52,598
You will find it difficult to convince anyone
that you are a peasant from Lolland.
519
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:04,277
- Take care of yourselves.
- Just come home, right?
520
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:16,075
Who are you going to impress?
521
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:18,991
Hey. you!
522
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,640
What the hell are you doing?
523
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:30,151
Well, Rud. Now I have to
to mess with you too.
524
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,830
You could also come and help me.
525
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:41,158
Rud, you are in bad company.
Don't you have friends other than him there?
526
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:53,714
What does it say, Herning?
Is that him with the chickens?
527
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:56,394
- Yes.
- Good.
528
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:04,236
Rough.
Where are the rest?
529
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:08,035
- Out in the water?
- Yes.
530
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:11,557
There really isn't
some stone axes out in the water.
531
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:14,719
God is not there
you are full of shit.
532
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:19,198
Okay.
So pick one up.
533
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:24,913
Come on, you're cool.
534
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:29,511
I knew that well.
You are a sissy boy.
535
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:32,798
You have guaranteed
never got a pussy either.
536
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:36,516
Slutty boy.
537
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:55,638
Idiot.
538
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:04,156
Walking shit.
539
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:12,837
(scream)
540
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,799
Rude, calm down.
541
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:57,111
Shit! It's too wild!
Yes!
542
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:24,471
Hello. The crest.
Cozy. you could come.
543
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:28,958
You are always full of surprises,
so now I thought. it was my turn.
544
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:33,875
Unfortunately, I only have two.
This is the one.
545
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:37,357
The other is, you shouldn't
show up at dad's company more.
546
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:41,599
Fill out the divorce papers
and have a good life.
547
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:48,270
For the rest, Torben has helped me.
You can fro, of he can make it happy.
548
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:49,839
Kiss. taxes.
549
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:08,514
Give the fools some booze. They are
guaranteed piss fun when they are stiff.
550
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:13,237
So what?
Cigar?
551
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:26,273
- Linda also has to smoke.
- Well, you must see.
552
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:39,230
Puh-badr, no.
553
01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:43,232
Linda doesn't know
that happiness is a good cigar.
554
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:49,272
The happiness that is
when Mifune comes up from the basement.
555
01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:54,715
- Who the hell is Mifune anyway?
- He is strong.
556
01:03:55,000 --> 01:04:00,279
He never gives up.
The seventh samovar.
557
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:04,274
It's Kresten.
558
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:08,070
- Samurai.
- Is Kresten a samovar?
559
01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:12,869
- Don't. You're ruining my hairstyle.
- Now stop. Don't you want a kiss?
560
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:15,959
No, don't.
It's disgusting.
561
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,710
Then Rud must also have one.
562
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:37,517
So what, Herning.
Won't you play a little for us?
563
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:42,514
- How about Little Peter Spider...
- Stop now, Bjarke.
564
01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:56,959
(Herning plays Spanish guitar)
565
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:42,277
(a car is coming)
566
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:19,478
good night
567
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:35,397
Mifune.
568
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:39,319
Piss and shit.
569
01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:15,880
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
570
01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:33,397
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
571
01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:46,831
Damn it, man!
You fool.
572
01:09:58,160 --> 01:10:00,629
So what?
Have you had your period?
573
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,355
Would you mind not?
574
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:08,634
You must be used to that.
Do your customers not smoke afterwards?
575
01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:14,513
- There was someone yesterday who smoked when he left.
- Now fart. Take a bath.
576
01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:18,759
- I don't know what you look like.
- I don't care.
577
01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:22,794
- But I'm not. Now fuck off.
- Ski balls, you.
578
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:27,517
They give me shit. Especially when they
coming from a bald whore like you.
579
01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:31,630
You must never call me that!
It's because of you!
580
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:40,714
All the time, Liva.
Always.
581
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:46,238
I will always be around
of my beloved little rose-luder.
582
01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:51,078
What did you say there?
Do you mind saying that again?
583
01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:54,472
Do you mind saying that again?
584
01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:57,634
All the time, Liva.
585
01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:01,555
Always.
586
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:06,398
I will always be right nearby
of my beloved little rose pussy.
587
01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:11,877
- Was it you?
The crest?
588
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:14,032
(loud scream)
589
01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:17,231
I will kill you violently!
590
01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:20,869
What the hell are you doing?
591
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:24,632
- Have you gone insane?
- It's none of your business.
592
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:28,390
- You are employed here. You just have to answer.
- Fuck you now!
593
01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:32,269
I set you to whitewash the yard,
if it suits me!
594
01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:47,000
Rud, now we must sing with vigor.
It's what you've been dreaming of. Not?!
595
01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:53,635
It's cold... Come on, Rud.
Sing, hell, sing!
596
01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:57,032
It's what you've been dreaming of.
To be a family.
597
01:11:57,240 --> 01:12:00,312
Missing your mom and dad, is that it?
598
01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:05,754
Now we are a family that can sing
and rot down here. Come on, Sing!
599
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:11,433
It's cold and I am
far from home. Come on, Rud. Sing!
600
01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:17,199
Call your fucking spaceships,
so they can come and help you.
601
01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:22,194
it's cold
and I'm far from home.
602
01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:24,476
Where are they, Rud?
603
01:12:39,680 --> 01:12:41,353
Linda, Linda, Linda.
604
01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:46,191
- Linda, Linda, Linda...
- Calm down, Rud. She will come back.
605
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:49,910
- The rings take Rud.
- Now relax, she'll be back.
606
01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:58,074
- Tell me, what the hell is going on?
- Where is she? Can't find her?
607
01:12:59,880 --> 01:13:04,272
- We're three fucking big fools, huh?
- Not Rude.
608
01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:09,390
Hello, it's me. I'm just calling
to say I'm fine.
609
01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:15,431
What idiots.
They mustn't mistreat me.
610
01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:21,153
- What have they done?
- Bjarke, that fool, ruins everything.
611
01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:25,314
- They are all huge idiots.
- Is that him Kresten?
612
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:29,036
- Yes.
- What has he done? Did he hit you?
613
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:34,394
He's a piece of shit.
He's an asshole. He is insane.
614
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:38,833
- An insane piece of shit.
- Come here tomorrow and we'll sort it out.
615
01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:42,311
- It's all the same.
- Now relax, Liva. You are drunk.
616
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:44,876
Yes, damn it, I am.
617
01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:48,391
Sleep the fire out,
then we'll come and pick you up.
618
01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:52,195
You just stay away.
I'll probably have to decide that myself.
619
01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:54,556
See you.
620
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:02,039
(loud laughter
and small talk)
621
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:31,919
(silence)
622
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:42,234
Well...
623
01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:47,153
- You have condescended...
- Where is she?
624
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:50,114
Hey!
The crest, dammit.
625
01:14:50,440 --> 01:14:52,954
My housekeeper.
626
01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:57,795
Can't hold on to the tip?
You're a peasant's ass, you are.
627
01:14:58,080 --> 01:15:01,436
And you always have been.
628
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:05,875
What about yourself, Gerner?
Does it work? Are you enjoying yourself?
629
01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:11,678
What? The King of Nakskov. Does it run
for you out here in the sugar beets?
630
01:15:12,280 --> 01:15:15,159
The crest...
The crest!
631
01:15:16,320 --> 01:15:21,793
I'll keep an eye on you guys. I'll have to
get your neck down you bladder ass!
632
01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:34,151
- Step now with you.
- Yes, yes.
633
01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:38,119
- Step, I said.
- I'm on my way.
634
01:15:38,280 --> 01:15:42,194
Fuck now!
Get off you guys!
635
01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:46,870
Then it was my turn.
Come on, damn it.
636
01:15:47,680 --> 01:15:52,516
What the hell is that?
Come now. Now shut up!
637
01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:55,070
(he knocks on the door)
638
01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:32,437
- Well, did you have fun?
- Now shut up, Kresten.
639
01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:41,030
(whooping cough)
640
01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:53,599
- So, so. Come on, take it easy.
- Now shut up.
641
01:16:54,760 --> 01:16:58,116
What the hell were you thinking?
642
01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:04,551
That's the worst I know.
Only psychopaths come up with stuff like that.
643
01:17:05,440 --> 01:17:09,673
- Then I must be a psychopath.
- You're not, you little fool.
644
01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:14,232
- I know you, you brat.
- You don't know me.
645
01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:18,670
You know what, Bjarke,
I'm not jumping on that one.
646
01:17:20,320 --> 01:17:25,394
A little, neglected boy,
who have had it so hard. You know what?
647
01:17:25,560 --> 01:17:27,949
All people have it!
648
01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:31,869
That's why you have to be damned
behave properly anyway.
649
01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:42,035
You know what? Life is a long shit
you have to take a huge bite out of every day.
650
01:17:43,360 --> 01:17:48,116
You just don't have to be in so much pain
yourself that you piss off others.
651
01:17:54,360 --> 01:17:58,115
At least not them,
who cares about you, right?
652
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:04,833
Can't you see it, Bjarke?
653
01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:09,119
I only have you and you only have me.
We have to take care of each other.
654
01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:20,157
The holiday is over. We say goodbye nicely
and goes home to Copenhagen.
655
01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:23,512
- Why?
- You gossip about me.
656
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:26,400
- No.
- Yes, you do.
657
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:32,518
They are cute.
Rud and Kresten.
658
01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:35,713
Then we are together.
659
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:39,879
Now it will be as I have said.
We are leaving tomorrow.
660
01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:46,069
Shit kid.
661
01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:55,514
- Do you need help?
- You are the one who decides.
662
01:18:55,720 --> 01:18:58,360
So now it goes according to the contract.
663
01:19:00,080 --> 01:19:01,514
Yes.
664
01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:11,393
- Sorry about yesterday. It was not...
- Aim!
665
01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:19,638
- I thought, can't we...
- Aim!
666
01:19:53,560 --> 01:19:56,632
No!
Stop!
667
01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:12,277
You are...
668
01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:18,240
- White?
- Yes, that too.
669
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:29,191
I would like to order a taxi
until one o'clock last night to Katrinebæk.
670
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:32,952
- We are going to Copenhagen.
- Is it better?
671
01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:36,869
It is razor sharp.
Well done, Bjarke!
672
01:20:37,160 --> 01:20:40,278
- What's going on?
- Bjarke Psilander plays it for Rud.
673
01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:44,309
He passes it on to Arne
Melchior. Rud Jensen header.
674
01:20:44,520 --> 01:20:49,959
The female goalkeeper with backsliding
gets the crebinet juggled away.
675
01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:53,438
And there are goals!
2-2 to Lolland!
676
01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:56,714
- 2-2 to Lolland.
- 2-2 to Lolland!
677
01:20:56,960 --> 01:21:01,909
2-2 to Lolland!
Ebb Sand, Ebb Sand, Ebb Sand.
678
01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:06,472
Ebbe Sand from Lolland!
Yes!
679
01:21:11,920 --> 01:21:14,673
- Mmm...
- Ah-ah.
680
01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:23,237
Hmmm.
Where did you hide the chef?
681
01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:28,549
Don't you want to go out and get Rud
and Bjarke? Go out and get them.
682
01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:07,190
- Oh, how sweet you are.
- Thank you for letting us come.
683
01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:13,037
We have picked them,
where we usually piss.
684
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:25,757
are you sure
shall we leave?
685
01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:28,873
Yes.
686
01:22:32,600 --> 01:22:36,275
I'll come down and get you
in the cave at a quarter to one, right?
687
01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:39,238
Come on.
688
01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:54,470
- This is where I have to say something.
- Yes.
689
01:22:57,040 --> 01:22:59,111
But...
690
01:23:02,040 --> 01:23:06,079
Yeah, uh...
I don't know what to say.
691
01:23:08,320 --> 01:23:12,154
- So cheers.
- Cheers.
692
01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:16,878
- Cheers.
- Down with the shit and the rest in the hair.
693
01:23:31,640 --> 01:23:35,599
- You are a pig.
- I'll dry it up tomorrow.
694
01:23:52,320 --> 01:23:54,072
Come on.
695
01:23:59,360 --> 01:24:01,670
Good night, Mifune.
696
01:24:05,960 --> 01:24:08,600
(Liva shouts)
697
01:24:09,720 --> 01:24:13,793
You fucked Flemming
and his friends inside Maribo.
698
01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:17,790
- Then we are probably good enough.
- Let me go, you fat pig.
699
01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:21,630
We'll probably have to pay.
Come on, you little whore.
700
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:27,038
Now you let her go, you do!
701
01:24:28,080 --> 01:24:30,276
Let me go!
702
01:24:30,480 --> 01:24:34,394
The whore decides for himself,
what she does with her pussy.
703
01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:37,271
Let him go!
704
01:24:42,080 --> 01:24:44,674
Let him go.
The crest!
705
01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:51,592
The crest...
706
01:24:52,360 --> 01:24:54,829
Then it's good.
707
01:24:56,960 --> 01:24:58,712
Come on.
708
01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:08,993
- Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- It wasn't your fault.
709
01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:30,754
Damn it...
710
01:25:42,680 --> 01:25:45,069
Off, off, off.
711
01:25:47,120 --> 01:25:49,111
It hurts here.
712
01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:54,318
Also here.
713
01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:02,510
Oh yes.
It hurts here.
714
01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:07,670
Yes...
715
01:26:30,320 --> 01:26:33,711
It was my wife who was here.
You know that, right?
716
01:26:35,960 --> 01:26:38,236
Claire.
717
01:26:41,640 --> 01:26:46,237
Of course I could have too
told them my brother is crazy.
718
01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:51,071
And my father sat and rotted
in a ski shed on Lolland.
719
01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:56,349
And then I fell in love
in my housekeeper.
720
01:26:56,560 --> 01:27:01,270
That's how we are at Lolland.
We are hammering banal and full of lies.
721
01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:05,592
- I know it well.
- Do you?
722
01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:14,433
Shit.
723
01:27:19,480 --> 01:27:23,838
Off, off...
I can't.
724
01:27:25,800 --> 01:27:28,474
- So what?
- No one answers.
725
01:27:28,680 --> 01:27:31,069
I think
we have to drive there.
726
01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:12,156
Shit, he raped her.
727
01:28:16,080 --> 01:28:19,072
He has violently raped her.
728
01:28:20,080 --> 01:28:23,789
- Shit he has a knife.
- Let's call the police.
729
01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:27,356
- Then he has already murdered her.
- No, now he's going to see her.
730
01:28:36,080 --> 01:28:38,469
Liva, come on.
731
01:28:40,040 --> 01:28:42,953
Remove those flowers.
Damn...
732
01:28:48,840 --> 01:28:51,275
Shut up, dammit!
733
01:28:54,160 --> 01:28:56,117
Now you need a sip of whiskey.
734
01:28:57,680 --> 01:29:00,354
So hold on, dammit!
735
01:29:02,960 --> 01:29:05,520
Hold on to him though!
736
01:29:08,800 --> 01:29:11,474
You had to force them
cut off the noses, you pig!
737
01:29:11,600 --> 01:29:14,194
- Take that off!
- No!
738
01:30:22,800 --> 01:30:24,871
Rude!
739
01:31:17,240 --> 01:31:20,835
(The Christian cries)
740
01:31:49,160 --> 01:31:51,674
Rude!
741
01:32:02,040 --> 01:32:05,476
I'm probably standing right here, Kresten.
742
01:32:12,800 --> 01:32:15,553
I thought...
743
01:32:17,160 --> 01:32:19,151
What's going on, Rud?
744
01:32:19,800 --> 01:32:24,271
You were sleeping and I...
And bum, so…
745
01:32:24,520 --> 01:32:27,831
- I...
- What are you talking about?
746
01:32:28,720 --> 01:32:33,715
She...
They found me inside Nakskov.
747
01:32:34,360 --> 01:32:38,399
- In Nakskov?
- Yes. Come on.
748
01:33:14,480 --> 01:33:17,233
Did you say that, Rud?
749
01:33:19,800 --> 01:33:24,715
It is pure Joakim von And. He
found a lot of money in a plastic bag.
750
01:33:28,120 --> 01:33:32,751
Yeah... um.
Joakim von Hønseand.
751
01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:45,511
(orchestra plays)
752
01:33:50,160 --> 01:33:52,549
It's like with Ingrid.
753
01:33:58,640 --> 01:34:00,392
Wow, how corny, man.
754
01:34:06,880 --> 01:34:10,111
We slip.
Before porn goes to shit.
755
01:34:27,360 --> 01:34:31,991
That in there... There must be someone,
who think it's the coolest thing in the world.
756
01:34:34,200 --> 01:34:39,832
- It's not fun to watch.
- No, but now we're staying here, right?
757
01:34:40,160 --> 01:34:44,233
Are you insane?
We will all be here for 5,000 years.
758
01:34:45,680 --> 01:34:48,149
Also the orchestra?
759
01:34:48,760 --> 01:34:53,311
Yes, that is clear. There isn't
others who care to listen to that shit
760
01:36:07,920 --> 01:36:12,278
(the orchestra is still playing)